Ain't My Day

Woke up found a plane in my pool
Walk outside I'm getting hustled by a fool
Cross the street I'm getting mud on my shoes
Had a hole in my sock now I have two

Stroll up the block the cops are patting me down
Say I look like a freak that been running around
Got caught up in the rain and I almost drown
You mind as well put me in the lost and found

I want to throw it all away
Well that's alright it just ain't my day

Get the keys but the car won't start
And everything I touch seems to fall apart
Cut my finger nearly stopped my heart
Two weeks later and I'm still hung up

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Get to the bank I ain't got no money
Smile at the teller but she don't think it's funny
Got stung by a bee but I ain't got no honey
Strangers say hello that don't even know me

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